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The Fail Next Updates of MMG

Week 1 - Constitution renamed to Conventionalism and Hitpoints are multiplied by 100 so new players can hit higher and feel better of themselves. The name of Hitpoints are not changed because Yu-Gi-Oh is awesome.

Week 2 - Extreme potions can only be used in Vinesweeper and Burthrope Games Room.

Week 3 - Fairytale III is released. All you do is talk to the Fairy Queen and then Zanaris is nerfed after you complete it. Your reward is a coupon to go to Karamja for 10gp only!

Week 4 - Zanaris is nerfed.

Week 5 - Party Pete no longer parties and works at the Blue Moon Inn. Elderly Eugine is in charge of the place and turns it into a sweatshop for no reason.

Week 6 - No update week!

Week 7 - Oh, it was a holiday. No update week!

Week 8 - A mod died. Funeral. No update!

Week 9 - The sweatshop finally has a use. The new skill is Tailoring! RSC players got their wish! Except you could only make ugly sweaters. Yay!

Week 10 - Every time you walk every 50 steps you will be asked a simple math question to prevent botting - as many complained of being botting.

Week 11 - Due to many complaints of Dungeoneering being a mini-game, we scraped the old system and you now raise Dungeoneering by repetitively clicking on your ring to get 1XP. Now this is like all the other skills! The higher levels you get the better looking your ring is! Dungeoneering XP has been reset.

Week 12 - Magic has been underpowered for many years, we got rid of Melee and Ranged so it can be powerful!

Week 13 - We still saw complaining about the segregation in the forums and it seems our rule-breakers hasn't stopped so we now divided everyone by level! There's a community for Level 3, Level 4, Level 5, Level 6, etc...

Week 14 - Real World Trading is a serious matter so we got rid of trading, Player Killing, the Duel Arena, and any possible way to give anything to a player.

Week 15 - Mod MMG feels he wants to reach towards the younger audience so all severs are Quick Chat worlds, when you do something that gives you EXP in a skill you automatically level up, and quest rewards are now educational pieces of information. If you see that your Silverlight is not in your bank and you see a Little Women novel instead - do not report for bugs.

Week 16 - Some have been reporting there has been some sxcual content in RuneScape, so females are now deleted from the system and will be replaced by giant muffins.

Week 17 - Democracy has taken action in RuneScape! Not really. Magic is still underpowered so all the skills are removed except Tailoring and Magic.

Week 18 - No Update Week

Week 19 - Sorry for the No Update Weeks, our mods are trying to input QUALITY updates that will satisfy our player's needs, well our needs. Yeah. By the way... No Update Week!

Week 20 - We changed the color of Dharok's armor by adding 2% more green and it will help our colorblind players.

Week 21 - We added Runescape Membership cards for our players in Antarctica.

Week 22 - A grammar error was fixed in the Game Manuel. Instead of "Castle wars" as the title of the page it is now "Castle Wars" to avoid any future confusion.

Week 23 - To prevent any rule-breaking of verbal abuse, all players shall now use sign language instead of chat. It helps our deaf players to read it.

Week 24 - No update week!

Week 25 - No update week, something big is coming up!

Week 26 - No update week, this is going to be the decade's biggest update!

Week 27 - No update week - hold on to your seats folks!

Week 28 - No update this week either... It is coming up.

Week 29 - No update week - our mods are exhausted from this giant update but we have to keep working.

Week 30 - Bronze daggers have a 1% higher chance of hitting.

Week 31 - Even though botting is nearly impossible with these updates - we will still rollback 8 years so bots do not take advantage of their stats nowadays.

Week 32 - Running and resting has been overpowered since the dawn of time and powerlevel'ers take advantage of the running option so running is eliminated. You could still use our other transportations methods.

Week 33 - Transportation methods nerfed.

Week 34 - We made marketing investments in child TV channels such as Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and other Saturday cartoon channels. More children will be playing RuneScape, yay!

Week 35 - Due to America being a fail and causing the whole world to go in a inflation - the membership price is now $15. We are still better than World of Warcraft.

Week 36 - World of Warcraft shuts down and we take advantage of this by raising the price to $40 a month.

Week 37 - Free to play nerfed. Demo Mode too.

Week 38 - Due to many complaints of violence, Magic is been deleted. Tailoring is the only skill.

Week 39 - Parents complain that their 3-year-old son is imitating Runescape so all you do is stand in a circle in the middle of nowhere.

Week 40 - Another rollback of 100 years.

Week 41 - MMG retires.

Week 42 - Iddison comes back.

Week 43 - Iddison sold RuneScape to Nick Jr.

Week 44 - Nick Jr. replaced your character with a cute bunny.

Week 45 - No update week.

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Week 52 - Holiday week. I hope you had a nice year with us!

Week 53 - No update week for another 100 years.

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