kaan_junior
27. Juni 2007 - 21:32 Uhr
These following things I've learned to go by DAILY. They will increase your gaming experience as well as helping you becomes the BEST player EVER!!!
+ Ask IMPOSSIBLE questions. (example; how many steps is it from falador center to falador east bank). That way when they say 'I dont know' call them a moron. Makes you feel smarter thus enhancing your gaming time.
+ Follow level 120+'s around and yell phr33 st0ff, one gave me a blue phat
+ If someone has a skill cape and you dont simply respond, I dont want that cape cuz everyone has it and its an easy skill to lvl
+ Scam items, sell black lobsters,chickens and beef. They're uber rare.
+ When in the wildy ALWAY pray 1v1. Also if you see someone around half health and they eat yell 'safer', this is effective because theres rules in the wildy. Everyone must follow them.
+ (continued;) When in the wildy ALWAY eat at half+5 hp. This is to ensure you dont lose that trusty rune legs cuz everything else isnt tradeable.
+ When in castlewars fighting someone lower lvl than you, consistently call them a noob for trying to have fun in a minigame. This is just dandy as it hurts their feelings and they run and hide, makes us 100+ feel great inside.
+ Call ANY ancients at castlewars or pits a noob. Why? Simply cuz we dont wanna waste money on the runes.
+ Anyone with a firecape is AUTOMATICALLY a noob. Why? cuz theyre dumb nuff to spend 3m on a cape for +4 str, and cuz we dont have one.
+ When selling something look what everyone else is selling for and sell cheaper. That way all prices in runescape will fall and all the lvl 70s can buy whips
+ While looking for that great pc world tell your friend. That way word can spread and you and all your lvl 60 friends can pc together at 500minutes a game! WOOT!
+ If a mod on forums locks your post for a stupid reason, remake the thread but at the top of the thread place this:
Dear Mod:
Noob
(this gets you lotsa credits ingame you might even get to be a mod)
+ EVERYTIME you see a mod ask them how do you become a mod. Why? Cuz clicking manual is too much effort.
+ While in wilderness only take 1 item.. this is effective as you get no kills, but lose nothing. Win-win for everyone.
+ If someone has a higher stat than you, they're INSTANTLY a nerd. Period.
+ When you come home from school, jump on the computer. This way you'll get a 99 stat in 2 months and repeat the same grade, wonderful.
+ If a lower lvl than yourself asks you for help on a quest, simply lie saying you haven't done the quest. Whatever quest it may be.
+ If someone asks you if they can borrow a hammer or another easily replaceable item, call them noob beggars and report. (Reason; who cares just pick one)
+ If you happen to see zezima or another top-5 player.. ask them for an autograph, theyre VERY willing to do this, heck.. nova even gave me a x-mas cracker.
+ If someone has a Green Mask, report them. Theyre AUTOMATICALLY drop-traders. Even lvl 126s
+ In castlewars steadily say 'Time Untill Next Round: 1-2-3-4-5'. Why? .. Actually.. no dam idea..
+ Walk up to a female 100+ character (they generally more nice) and ask them for help. When they say what do you need, ask them to take you to someplace far away. If they DO actually help you when you get there say l0l and logout.
+ Make a Pure!!!
+ Try to PK abyssal runecrafters. They're defenceless and free glory amulet. I mean hey, 60k is 60k.. right?
+ In multi-combat never, NEVER attack a monster, let someone else do it then you attack it. Example kets.
Scharfineger
27. Juni 2007 - 21:47 Uhr
Erinnert mich an Cerberus legänderen Thread, in dem er erklärt hat, wie man innerhalb von 2Sätzen alle exsistierenden
Regeln von Runescape brechen kann.
Desweiteren hat jemand noch Interesse an einem Penishelm?
Es sind genügend Stückzahlen vorhanden, bei Bedarf einfach an Neger&Krull wenden.
Dafür steht unser Name.
Cheers,
Alex
Bro_Azrael
28. Juni 2007 - 19:07 Uhr
@kaan: Sehr, sehr witzig
Woher ist das denn?
Scharfineger sagte am 27.06.2007, 21:47:
Erinnert mich an Cerberus legänderen Thread, in dem er erklärt hat, wie man innerhalb von 2Sätzen alle exsistierenden
Regeln von Runescape brechen kann.
Link, bitte?
line514
28. Juni 2007 - 19:31 Uhr
ja den link hätt ich auch gerne lol
Guelluem
28. Juni 2007 - 22:10 Uhr
Rofl nice
Tomaddin
29. Juni 2007 - 01:36 Uhr
Will auch den Link zu Cerberus Thread bitte
.
Und das hier ist auch genial xD. Vor allem "Walk up to a female 100+ character (they generally more nice) and ask them for help. When they say what do you need, ask them to take you to someplace far away. If they DO actually help you when you get there say l0l and logout." finde ich echt genial- hab mich super amüsiert
Scharfineger
29. Juni 2007 - 06:36 Uhr
Er ist legänder, da er seit alters nicht mehr zur Verfügung steht.
Stammt vom alten THH-Forum.
Daenu007
29. Juni 2007 - 12:50 Uhr
Awww das von Kaan ist einfach so lustig!
Leider gibt es den Thread von Cerberus nicht mehr im Forum, weil wir ein neues haben
flori
29. Juni 2007 - 20:45 Uhr
es sieht ganz so aus als wäre ich der bester spieler weil ich mich an alle regeln halte
Badboy_Sh
29. Juni 2007 - 20:57 Uhr
kaan_junior sagte am 27.06.2007, 21:32:
+ Anyone with a firecape is AUTOMATICALLY a noob. Why? cuz theyre dumb nuff to spend 3m on a cape for +4 str, and cuz we dont have one.
Den find ich zu schön vorallem den schluss "cuz we dont have one"
MFG Chris
flori
29. Juni 2007 - 21:00 Uhr
ach mist hab noch keine weibliche + 100 mich irgendwo hinbringen lassen und l0l gesagt
kleiner ranger sucht große frau zum ver- und rumführen
Dieser Beitrag wurde von flori bearbeitet: 29. Juni 2007 - 21:01 Uhr
kaan_junior
29. Juni 2007 - 22:14 Uhr
des hab ich von meinem neuen pc clan kopiert =P
line514
29. Juni 2007 - 23:11 Uhr
lol das ist ja übelst geil
PS:kennt denn jemand diese 2 sätze ncoh?
Dani
02. Juli 2007 - 16:09 Uhr
kaan_junior sagte am 27.06.2007, 21:32:
+ If someone has a Green Mask, report them. Theyre AUTOMATICALLY drop-traders. Even lvl 126s
+ In castlewars steadily say 'Time Untill Next Round: 1-2-3-4-5'. Why? .. Actually.. no dam idea..
+ Walk up to a female 100+ character (they generally more nice) and ask them for help. When they say what do you need, ask them to take you to someplace far away. If they DO actually help you when you get there say l0l and logout.
das sind die drei besten, das mit dem weiblichen 100+ charakter find ich am lustigsten^^
